Hayaan nyo akong magmura!
Putang inang chemistry teacher namin!
Ang hirap ng exam!
Lang hiya..
Achoooo!
Lumayas ka na!
Naligo kami no!
Anong hina-hachooo-hachoo mo?!
Wala kaming allergens!
Hindi man lang nag excuse me!
I will excuse you.... Forever sana.. haha!
Sana hindi na siya makalabas ng ospital.
Amen.
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
Friday, January 25, 2008
Storytelling...episode 2
Name: Borrowow, Gaby Roj
Coolness:8
Description: Has good hand muscles. Good eye and hand coordination. In short he is a master painter. But he is some sort of a da Vinci, he is somewhat trying to destroy the church. He is an anti-church (like Dan Brown). He believes in God, but does't believe in the Bible, the church, in religion. I don't know. Principled.
Attributes: Somewhat crazy. He laughs even if there's nothing funny.
Name: Janno, Brassiere
Coolness:9
Description: Self proclaimed genius. Yeah. Official photocopier of the section, which according to their constitution, is a higher position than the president. He is blessed with melanin and the great scream. But he is a genius.
Attributes: Jolly. Hooly jolly. Cool enough.
Name: Sure U? Seven Islands Annie
Coolness: perfect 10!!!
Description: Two cosine curves in front. Valley of death in the middle. She can memorize a million scientific names. She floats while running. Plans to be a courtesan. She's a Mother Teresa in a Paris Hilton body.
Attributes: She has an uncanny defense mechanism: she can pinch you to death.
Name: Bed on you, Alps on Saw Humid
Coolness: 0.5
Description: Warning. Biohazard level 3. Don't even try to be his seatmate. He can kill you with his super mind boggling, heart stopping, nose bleeding corny jokes. His world revolves in jokes and jokes revolve in his world. No not really. A girl I know revolves in his heart. He too is blessed with melanin. And unlimited gel.
Attributes: Checkmate?
Name: JUst enjoy all the gears
Coolness:7?
Description:Demon trapped in an angel's body. Hey. Be careful when it's her red days because she can transform you into a frog if she gets mad. Anyway, she likes to dance. And once in her lifetime she danced with Alps on saw. She had many minions....male minions. Haha..
Attributes:Fashion 101..Skin care 101. Hair care 101. Now she is taking Diet 101.
That's all for now.
I'm tired of making up stories.
Haha..Just kidding..
They are all real people..
Coolness:8
Description: Has good hand muscles. Good eye and hand coordination. In short he is a master painter. But he is some sort of a da Vinci, he is somewhat trying to destroy the church. He is an anti-church (like Dan Brown). He believes in God, but does't believe in the Bible, the church, in religion. I don't know. Principled.
Attributes: Somewhat crazy. He laughs even if there's nothing funny.
Name: Janno, Brassiere
Coolness:9
Description: Self proclaimed genius. Yeah. Official photocopier of the section, which according to their constitution, is a higher position than the president. He is blessed with melanin and the great scream. But he is a genius.
Attributes: Jolly. Hooly jolly. Cool enough.
Name: Sure U? Seven Islands Annie
Coolness: perfect 10!!!
Description: Two cosine curves in front. Valley of death in the middle. She can memorize a million scientific names. She floats while running. Plans to be a courtesan. She's a Mother Teresa in a Paris Hilton body.
Attributes: She has an uncanny defense mechanism: she can pinch you to death.
Name: Bed on you, Alps on Saw Humid
Coolness: 0.5
Description: Warning. Biohazard level 3. Don't even try to be his seatmate. He can kill you with his super mind boggling, heart stopping, nose bleeding corny jokes. His world revolves in jokes and jokes revolve in his world. No not really. A girl I know revolves in his heart. He too is blessed with melanin. And unlimited gel.
Attributes: Checkmate?
Name: JUst enjoy all the gears
Coolness:7?
Description:Demon trapped in an angel's body. Hey. Be careful when it's her red days because she can transform you into a frog if she gets mad. Anyway, she likes to dance. And once in her lifetime she danced with Alps on saw. She had many minions....male minions. Haha..
Attributes:Fashion 101..Skin care 101. Hair care 101. Now she is taking Diet 101.
That's all for now.
I'm tired of making up stories.
Haha..Just kidding..
They are all real people..
Thursday, January 24, 2008
STORYtelling 101
Second post..
Remarkable..
Once upon a time in the land where the carabao grass are preying on the poor muddy soil, where the trees seem to cover the skies, and where the food is always at its worst, there exists a school for weird and freaky dudes. In this land where assignments, projects, notebooks and hardbound books seem to dominate, these freaky dudes practice their carabao english (besides solving integrals and derivatives) and solve the super mega brain exercising Rubix cube.
It is a school of hope, they say. Many people invest in this school. Not just many but EVERYBODY. Every Pinoy who earns a peso. Cool eh?
Once in my life, i have attended a class in this school of the freaky, quite gifted students. It was an experience. But not necessarily nice. The room where i am going to sit in was located in the top floor. And there are three floors. No elevators. Cool. Exercise.
Four TAU. That's the name of the section where i'm going to be a part for a day. My impression was, "What is a TAU? Is that an an acronym of some sort? The Amazing Universe? Or a slang for something? Tau..tau..tau..rus? Haha."
So now I'm gonna describe the people i have met in the classroom.
Cover your eyes, explicit content.
Name: Nativity, Krystala Anna
Coolness level: (0 as lowest 10 as highest) 8
Description: Supermodel. Her hair has the same color of that of the corn's hair. She's got a perfect vital statistics: 36-21-36. So hot. She's so hot she always get absent-minded. (She mistook a stirring rod for a plastic straw)
Attributes: She can live without oxygen. She only needs coke. C-O-K-E. Her blood is made up of coke.
Name:Solid Doom, Maria Rosa Grasya
Coolness: 9
Description: Imagine zillions of the latest supercomputers compressed into one sexy peice of flesh. Math? Science? Economics? She can process unlimited commands almost with no time.
but be careful, don't even try to shake her head, she'll hang. Uhmm...Ctrl+Alt+Del?
Attributes: She's so friendly. Friendly. Her bestfriend is Krystala.
Name: _______, Kin of Earl
Coolness: 8
Description: Small but terrible. He's the leader of the mob "FRIEND". He can sing pretty well. He is an entertainment package. He always play with his tongue. He's the Master Yoda of their class.
Attributes: One of the first few learners of the "Yoga of the Rubix Cube".
Name: Abon a Door, VlowChob
Coolness: 5...
Description: Too emotional. But a connoissuer. Ask him anything about anything. Ranging from cars, girlfriends, video games, porn sites, sex positions, to designer clothes and most important of all..face care. Hairgloss, anybody?
Attributes:Suicidal..by Sean Kingston.
Trivia:He once intentionally spilled his Coke on my face. Now that was something.
Name: Mi Roy, Law Ceph Abraham
Coolness: 6.
Description: National Bestfriend. He's also a connoissuer like Chob. In fact they are so bestfriends that they had the same girlfriend. Wow.
Attributes: He plans to be a gun engineer someday. Ha has a broad range of gun designs, ranging from classic pellet gun to Swarovski crystal encrusted bazooka.
That's all for now.. I'll just add some more..
So more to say, so little time..
Meditating...
Remarkable..
Once upon a time in the land where the carabao grass are preying on the poor muddy soil, where the trees seem to cover the skies, and where the food is always at its worst, there exists a school for weird and freaky dudes. In this land where assignments, projects, notebooks and hardbound books seem to dominate, these freaky dudes practice their carabao english (besides solving integrals and derivatives) and solve the super mega brain exercising Rubix cube.
It is a school of hope, they say. Many people invest in this school. Not just many but EVERYBODY. Every Pinoy who earns a peso. Cool eh?
Once in my life, i have attended a class in this school of the freaky, quite gifted students. It was an experience. But not necessarily nice. The room where i am going to sit in was located in the top floor. And there are three floors. No elevators. Cool. Exercise.
Four TAU. That's the name of the section where i'm going to be a part for a day. My impression was, "What is a TAU? Is that an an acronym of some sort? The Amazing Universe? Or a slang for something? Tau..tau..tau..rus? Haha."
So now I'm gonna describe the people i have met in the classroom.
Cover your eyes, explicit content.
Name: Nativity, Krystala Anna
Coolness level: (0 as lowest 10 as highest) 8
Description: Supermodel. Her hair has the same color of that of the corn's hair. She's got a perfect vital statistics: 36-21-36. So hot. She's so hot she always get absent-minded. (She mistook a stirring rod for a plastic straw)
Attributes: She can live without oxygen. She only needs coke. C-O-K-E. Her blood is made up of coke.
Name:Solid Doom, Maria Rosa Grasya
Coolness: 9
Description: Imagine zillions of the latest supercomputers compressed into one sexy peice of flesh. Math? Science? Economics? She can process unlimited commands almost with no time.
but be careful, don't even try to shake her head, she'll hang. Uhmm...Ctrl+Alt+Del?
Attributes: She's so friendly. Friendly. Her bestfriend is Krystala.
Name: _______, Kin of Earl
Coolness: 8
Description: Small but terrible. He's the leader of the mob "FRIEND". He can sing pretty well. He is an entertainment package. He always play with his tongue. He's the Master Yoda of their class.
Attributes: One of the first few learners of the "Yoga of the Rubix Cube".
Name: Abon a Door, VlowChob
Coolness: 5...
Description: Too emotional. But a connoissuer. Ask him anything about anything. Ranging from cars, girlfriends, video games, porn sites, sex positions, to designer clothes and most important of all..face care. Hairgloss, anybody?
Attributes:Suicidal..by Sean Kingston.
Trivia:He once intentionally spilled his Coke on my face. Now that was something.
Name: Mi Roy, Law Ceph Abraham
Coolness: 6.
Description: National Bestfriend. He's also a connoissuer like Chob. In fact they are so bestfriends that they had the same girlfriend. Wow.
Attributes: He plans to be a gun engineer someday. Ha has a broad range of gun designs, ranging from classic pellet gun to Swarovski crystal encrusted bazooka.
That's all for now.. I'll just add some more..
So more to say, so little time..
Meditating...
No it's not my birthday. Haha.
Today is January 25, 2008.
Year of the wooden water whale.
Just letting you know.
More or less 60 days from now, I have to face the most drastic part of life, that is, choosing what road I will take. You know what i mean. College life. Hey robert frost.
Somewhere over the rainbow, a time will come where we have to choose what we want to be. There's no turning back. It's just one way trip ticket.
Before the school year ends i want to thank everybody for what they have taught me. My schoolmates, friends, teachers, janitors, janitress and most especially the carabao grass in my school.
Hey.. I was just kidding.
Im no emo.
Today is January 25, 2008.
Year of the wooden water whale.
Just letting you know.
More or less 60 days from now, I have to face the most drastic part of life, that is, choosing what road I will take. You know what i mean. College life. Hey robert frost.
Somewhere over the rainbow, a time will come where we have to choose what we want to be. There's no turning back. It's just one way trip ticket.
Before the school year ends i want to thank everybody for what they have taught me. My schoolmates, friends, teachers, janitors, janitress and most especially the carabao grass in my school.
Hey.. I was just kidding.
Im no emo.
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