Saturday, February 9, 2008

Filipster is back with his Confessions!

Filipster is back to business!

After publishing 8 articles in this blog, people put grudges on me. Why? What's wrong if you express your ideas in the blog? I'm just expressing my hard feelings because it's very difficult for me to bring that load in my heart every now and then(EMO DUDE!). But after posting all of that in the blog, i feel better! Do you understand me?! Of course not! Why do you need to hack my account? If you take it seriously, that's your lost, not mine. Everything there is just my OPINION!... This is a democratic country! You have no right to question my articles. My articles about my classmates are indirect attacks, as you can see they have code names. I also didn't mention any names, i just describe them. I'm not a traitor!

My BLOG is my personal online diary and you have no RIGHT to read this! You have no right to announce this in school! I'm trying to keep this blog but there are people who have unruly tounges and spread the word freakonleash911.blogspot.com! Let me say shit to them!

Filipster: SHEEEEET!


Change Topic!



How's the SMT? I mean the Sesearch, Mesearch and Tesearch FAIR? Is it Fair? Did you notice that Research Department headed by our HEAD is owning the SMT fair? When you enter the Academic Building, what can you see? Tarpaulins full of RESEARCH and even the covered walk is FULL of Research Showcase! If our school's cream of the crop is RESEARCH, i suggest we need to edit the name of this school to Philippine Science Research High School!
I know there are Chemistry, Computer Science, Robotics and Physics events but the question is...Do the visitors have the time to visit and enjoy all of this if the RESEARCH try to snatch all their attentions. They have no choice but to sit and watch the Research Congress, and what is their impression? "Wow Pisay is Awesome! Training grounds for Genius! They discovered many things through their intensive research! I wish i could be one of them" We don't need this flattering statements to prove how good is PISAY. It is we who can prove how great is PISAY!
The fate of Pisay runs in the attitudes of the scholars. Forcing us in the field of RESEARCH is not the best way to mold are hard shell. Try to put some sand in your palm, close your fist so hard, and watch how the grains of sand slowly tumbles to escape from your fist. We are the sand, and you are trying to hold us tight.

This blog was created at exactly 2:24 am.

freakonleash911: the growling voice of pisaynon's new generation

Monday, February 4, 2008

Episode 3: Klasmeyts!

Due to public demand na matapos ang tau description scheme, I am rushing some things. Pero hindi na ito kasing COOL ng mga past na ginawa ko. May sakit ako eh.
uhu..uhu..soar throat..sipon..neozep..

Name: Pfilip Edisun Balde-via
Coolness: hot(not cool)
Description: Dickface gay. Papansin(KSP). Trying-hard blogger. Bisexual. O mah gosh! so gay! i wonder who owns this blog.... hmm.... all that i know is that it (the owner) is anti social to post this blog. it probably does not like "songs, movies, gigs, scandals, sex vids, anything closely related to show business".... haha! so gay indeed! and i wonder if it ever does hibernate. i think it does hibernate because of its poor blogging skills that are so chaka.... goodbah dickface!

Name:Tiosayco, Angeline Veill
Coolness:8
Description:"O mah gosh! Is thah Hery Pottah? Is thah Draicoh Mafoy? Is thah Humayoni Graingeh?" The official papparazi of the class. Knows anything about showbiz. Who's got new songs, movies, gigs, scandals, sex vids, anything closely related to show business. She already knew that heath ledger will die because he played a gay part in a movie. I wonder if that mole is a spy camera.
Attributes: Be ready to evade those hair whips. She will whip you like a ragdoll.

Name: Kitten Cannon Katchrenuh!
Coolness:9
Description:Future CEO. She's the president of the class since 2nd year. Cool. So in love with: a)Ting
b) Noel
c)others(please specify)_______.
Alam..Alam..Alam..Alam..Buot..Buot..Haha..

Attributes:I don't know. She can see beyond lines.
Name:K for Kastigador!
Coolness:5
Description:Everytime he goes to school, he always gets an overdose of sleeping pills. Rockstar, bad boy type. Cool. Very peaceful seatmate..'coz he never snores. Haha.. The singer (can't believe he sang pop song in his elementary years), dancer, actor(?) and blah blah blah blah..punk rock?
Attributes:zzzz.....windows is ready for hibernation: 7:30 til 5:10.


Name:Borgia Meh, Quiz on
Coolness:8
Description: The best sanitary engineer. Winner of the "Cleaner of the Year" award. She's got four eyes so you cannot hide.She's got extra sensitive ears, so any sound can be heard. No rumors that she cannot hear. No conversatons that she wouldn't know. I wonder if she can also understand radio waves.
Attributes: Violent, like a storm. She can create blackholes that will suck your soul. Then she will cook your body and eat it.

Name: Huber of New Spain
Coolness:8
Description: When you see him, he looked like he never had eaten for a year. So skinny. Bones plus skin. But he's got a talent with usb's, motherboards, anything, techie. What010010110101!
Attributes:Dance jover dance! Dance how robots dance!

Para sa mga tao na hindi ko pa nadescribe, sorry..hindi ko kayo maalala. just kiddin'. Wala lang talaga akong oras. So tag lima lima muna ako ngayon kung magpost. Sori na lang sa iba kung delayed. You don't stand out. Joke lang ulit.

Maligayong pasko everybody!

Sa mga KSP

Hello.
World peace!

I am not desperate for attention.
I am not seeking for your time.
Time is gold.

I don't have any plans of destroying your super funny, huggable, angelic, god/goddess image at school. I don't have any grudge to anyone. But if you take it seriously, i mean, TOO serious, then fine. We can have a cold war.

If you're angry because I described you too much, I'm sorry. What i mean is, it's what I see..and not what you see. This is MY blog. So you don't have the right to tell me what i can say and what i can't say.

Tagalog: Hindi ito paninira. Mga tao kayo, alam ko. May mga pagkukulang. Alam kong gusto niyong puriin ARAW-ARAW. Dahil masarap ang feeling, diba? Hehe. Sinsabi ko lang naman kung ano ang nakikita ko, naririnig ko, nararamdaman ko. (EMO DUDE!) Nakakalimutan nating tao tayo, hindi tayo perpekto.

So to all KSP who got mad because of what I wrote in this blog, hehe..pasensiyahan na lang tayo. Kung gusto niyong rumesbak, gumawa kayo ng sarili niyong blog. Haha..

Bato bato sa langit, ang matamaan....guilty.

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Let me say shieeeeeeeeet! where are your manners?!

Hayaan nyo akong magmura!
Putang inang chemistry teacher namin!
Ang hirap ng exam!
Lang hiya..
Achoooo!
Lumayas ka na!
Naligo kami no!
Anong hina-hachooo-hachoo mo?!
Wala kaming allergens!
Hindi man lang nag excuse me!
I will excuse you.... Forever sana.. haha!

Sana hindi na siya makalabas ng ospital.

Amen.

Friday, January 25, 2008

Want real freakiness? Watch this magic show!

Another freak magic. See and you'll be amazed!!

Storytelling...episode 2

Name: Borrowow, Gaby Roj
Coolness:8
Description: Has good hand muscles. Good eye and hand coordination. In short he is a master painter. But he is some sort of a da Vinci, he is somewhat trying to destroy the church. He is an anti-church (like Dan Brown). He believes in God, but does't believe in the Bible, the church, in religion. I don't know. Principled.
Attributes: Somewhat crazy. He laughs even if there's nothing funny.

Name: Janno, Brassiere
Coolness:9
Description: Self proclaimed genius. Yeah. Official photocopier of the section, which according to their constitution, is a higher position than the president. He is blessed with melanin and the great scream. But he is a genius.
Attributes: Jolly. Hooly jolly. Cool enough.

Name: Sure U? Seven Islands Annie
Coolness: perfect 10!!!
Description: Two cosine curves in front. Valley of death in the middle. She can memorize a million scientific names. She floats while running. Plans to be a courtesan. She's a Mother Teresa in a Paris Hilton body.
Attributes: She has an uncanny defense mechanism: she can pinch you to death.

Name: Bed on you, Alps on Saw Humid
Coolness: 0.5
Description: Warning. Biohazard level 3. Don't even try to be his seatmate. He can kill you with his super mind boggling, heart stopping, nose bleeding corny jokes. His world revolves in jokes and jokes revolve in his world. No not really. A girl I know revolves in his heart. He too is blessed with melanin. And unlimited gel.
Attributes: Checkmate?

Name: JUst enjoy all the gears
Coolness:7?
Description:Demon trapped in an angel's body. Hey. Be careful when it's her red days because she can transform you into a frog if she gets mad. Anyway, she likes to dance. And once in her lifetime she danced with Alps on saw. She had many minions....male minions. Haha..
Attributes:Fashion 101..Skin care 101. Hair care 101. Now she is taking Diet 101.

That's all for now.
I'm tired of making up stories.
Haha..Just kidding..
They are all real people..

Intermission number muna tayo!

Hey guys try to watch this video.. The guy is so amazing.. He is guitar, drums, and vocalist in one. So cool.. One man band.. I wish I'm as cool as him.. Haha.. =)

Thursday, January 24, 2008

STORYtelling 101

Second post..
Remarkable..

Once upon a time in the land where the carabao grass are preying on the poor muddy soil, where the trees seem to cover the skies, and where the food is always at its worst, there exists a school for weird and freaky dudes. In this land where assignments, projects, notebooks and hardbound books seem to dominate, these freaky dudes practice their carabao english (besides solving integrals and derivatives) and solve the super mega brain exercising Rubix cube.

It is a school of hope, they say. Many people invest in this school. Not just many but EVERYBODY. Every Pinoy who earns a peso. Cool eh?

Once in my life, i have attended a class in this school of the freaky, quite gifted students. It was an experience. But not necessarily nice. The room where i am going to sit in was located in the top floor. And there are three floors. No elevators. Cool. Exercise.

Four TAU. That's the name of the section where i'm going to be a part for a day. My impression was, "What is a TAU? Is that an an acronym of some sort? The Amazing Universe? Or a slang for something? Tau..tau..tau..rus? Haha."

So now I'm gonna describe the people i have met in the classroom.

Cover your eyes, explicit content.

Name: Nativity, Krystala Anna
Coolness level: (0 as lowest 10 as highest) 8
Description: Supermodel. Her hair has the same color of that of the corn's hair. She's got a perfect vital statistics: 36-21-36. So hot. She's so hot she always get absent-minded. (She mistook a stirring rod for a plastic straw)
Attributes: She can live without oxygen. She only needs coke. C-O-K-E. Her blood is made up of coke.

Name:Solid Doom, Maria Rosa Grasya
Coolness: 9
Description: Imagine zillions of the latest supercomputers compressed into one sexy peice of flesh. Math? Science? Economics? She can process unlimited commands almost with no time.
but be careful, don't even try to shake her head, she'll hang. Uhmm...Ctrl+Alt+Del?
Attributes: She's so friendly. Friendly. Her bestfriend is Krystala.

Name: _______, Kin of Earl
Coolness: 8
Description: Small but terrible. He's the leader of the mob "FRIEND". He can sing pretty well. He is an entertainment package. He always play with his tongue. He's the Master Yoda of their class.
Attributes: One of the first few learners of the "Yoga of the Rubix Cube".

Name: Abon a Door, VlowChob
Coolness: 5...
Description: Too emotional. But a connoissuer. Ask him anything about anything. Ranging from cars, girlfriends, video games, porn sites, sex positions, to designer clothes and most important of all..face care. Hairgloss, anybody?
Attributes:Suicidal..by Sean Kingston.
Trivia:He once intentionally spilled his Coke on my face. Now that was something.

Name: Mi Roy, Law Ceph Abraham
Coolness: 6.
Description: National Bestfriend. He's also a connoissuer like Chob. In fact they are so bestfriends that they had the same girlfriend. Wow.
Attributes: He plans to be a gun engineer someday. Ha has a broad range of gun designs, ranging from classic pellet gun to Swarovski crystal encrusted bazooka.

That's all for now.. I'll just add some more..
So more to say, so little time..

Meditating...

Hey hey happy birthday

No it's not my birthday. Haha.
Today is January 25, 2008.
Year of the wooden water whale.
Just letting you know.

More or less 60 days from now, I have to face the most drastic part of life, that is, choosing what road I will take. You know what i mean. College life. Hey robert frost.

Somewhere over the rainbow, a time will come where we have to choose what we want to be. There's no turning back. It's just one way trip ticket.

Before the school year ends i want to thank everybody for what they have taught me. My schoolmates, friends, teachers, janitors, janitress and most especially the carabao grass in my school.

Hey.. I was just kidding.
Im no emo.